Saturday, May 28, 2011

Dignity

"If the annual salary of the Minister of Information, Communication and Arts is only $500,000, it may pose some problems when he discuss policies with media CEOs who earn millions of dollars because they need not listen to the minister's ideas and proposals. Hence, a reasonable payout will help to maintain a bit of dignity." - A certain MP explaining how Dignity is measured.


No matter how wrong the above statement sounds, it is the hard truth. Using my recent 2 week reservist as an example, of which I was given a generous service pay* of $327.07.  That will be around $32.70 per day,  a little bit lower than your average Bangala worker.  Using the measurement of dignity, I have less dignity than your average Bangala worker while serving my reservist, which is technically not too far from the truth.



* What I would have received if  I do not have a full-time job.

Your average Bangala worker.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Safe for Work

"How many of you think the Motherland can last  another 10 years, Ki Qiu*, 20 years Ki Qiu , 50 years Ki Qiu... " recently retired Supreme Commander of the Motherland Army who rose to the rank of  Major General without fighting a single real battle in his career.

*Ki Qiu = Raise hand in tradition Motherland army Language.

I am sad to break this to you. We have been invaded. There is no other word for it. How else could you explain the presence of over 2.5M foreigners in a tiny island nation with 5M population. Makes me wonder what's the point of serving the Motherland Army. To protect the Invaders ? Then again this is a serious topic for the Powers Above People to ponder. Lets move on to more pleasurable topics.

possible pleasurable topic

Monday, May 9, 2011

Internet Rule 43

"Internet Rule 43 - The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Unwritten Rules of the Internet.



Before I start, I would like to emphasizes whatever that is written here is just my personal opinions and deepest thought, wholly and 100% not related to any political party, my employers, my friends, my parents and so on. Its purely me.

Time have change... drastically I must add. For example, when I was much younger, the acceptable appearance of a vampire is like this.



Stuff nightmares are made of.

or like this